Asians impress yet again.

Crash Course by Chris Martenson - 38 minute condensed version

Dj Kris P. - My Dick - Mickey Avalon

My Dick lyrics

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shotlift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick made a geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

Dinosaur Rap

lols to be had.

Spoofed: Survivorman - watch more funny videos

Call of Duty: Black Ops TV Commercial: "There's A Soldier In All Of Us"

I've posted this video before, but it's just. That. Good. Rad Anthem

Just a quick chuckle for yas

lol "Includes free knife for under 12's"

Gimme Pizza Slow BAHAHAHAH

Starburst Zombie Video (New!)

The best raddest video I've seen all month... every time I see it.

Good Morning from wreckandsalvage on Vimeo.

PETE PHILLY & PERQUISITE - TIME FLIES (VIDEO)

The Black Keys - Tighten Up [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Ohhhh Japan

lol Cleveland.

Asians.

How to make Fire from ICE

Tony Robbins Economic Warning 1-2

Fucking asshole

Check this bullshit out

Travis Hoover 11:25 PM

sorry man im in a shitty mood tonight

Sean Moore 11:26 PM

its totally cool i understand why

11:26 PM

id wanna kill someone if that happened to me

Travis Hoover 11:28 PM

dude, i was so irate like i ran barefoot through bark and gravel down to the river and went and talked to every group of people at the beach and basically told them that everything *just* got stolen out of my wallet and that if I find out who did it I was going to "beat their face until pieces of flesh just started falling off"

11:28 PM

i literally said that shit

11:28 PM

to everyone

11:28 PM

like 80 people

11:28 PM

i can only recall one other time i've been that mad...

i wonder

Lately I've been kind of neglecting this blog because I've been working on another blog of mine (over here: http://psoriasistricks.blogspot.com/) about Psoriasis. Most people are ashamed and embarrassed about their psoriasis but I'm saying fuck it and gonna actively pursue useful treatment of it and blog about it for who-the-F-ever to read about it if they want. A few people have already shown interest in reading it and some people I know have even come out of the wood-work and told me they think they might have psoriasis but never knew what it was called. Supposedly almost 3% of the worlds population has/had it (including Tom Waits and Joseph Stalin)

Dont Talk to Police

Bust the windows out your car for some chicken

Scorpion - Mortal Kombat Theme

Where the hell is my blog going?

This blog started out as a beginning to my search for a way to become financially stable online by using website traffic to sell things like E-books or drop-shipping stuff or whatever other financial ventures I learn about. Well since then it kind of morphed into just a personal blog. Once I got into the whole twitter thing and kind of hopped onto the advertisement wave of online entrepreneurship, honestly, I got really sick of people trying to get 9 thousand useless twitter friends, and trying to network for no reason other than to constantly bombard me with their new venture or product, it all just got old fast, and I may still get into it all, but definitely not in that way. I think a good salesman isn't made by just trying to throw his pitch (accidental pun intended) at every person or visitor that comes by. The whole thing gets pretty ugly, and rude honestly, trying to leave a site that your not interested in and BUT WAIT! pops up, JUST FILL IN YOUR EMAIL AND BLA BLA yeah don't give a fuck, I will never buy anything you have now that you just made me close 3 extra boxes just to leave your shitty product site. Soooo now this blog is just A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links that I like. For now anyways. I'll probably make a new blog soon as well that isn't cashmoneysilk, which makes people think I've got something to sell. It's actually just something a drunk person said when I was at a poker game about 2 years ago. He won a fat pot and was just like "yeah baby! gimme that cash-money-silk mmmmm" and everyone laughed about it. It was like his slurred drunken description of happiness that came out in a funny way. I used it to describe anything awesome after that for awhile, and when it came to naming my blog, I just felt it fitting. A month ago I changed it to "A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links" which is literally the definition of "blog" from Wikipedia. So I say onto you reader, enjoy my publication of personal thoughts and web links if you like. It's just something I enjoy doing. Hopefully you enjoy reading it.

Ask the almighty and I shall answer

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered..
I then asked, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started.....

Movie TIEM!

That is all for now.

Don't partially hydrogenate me, bro

If you know me very well, you know that I'm really into health stuff and I care about what I put in my body. Yeah I may be overweight but I know I'm healthy, and under this fat is a ton of muscle. (Which I plan on converting soon lol) I find it fascinating how media blinds most people into thinking food is good for you when it is HORRIBLE for you. I find it interesting how the dollar bill is running every aspect of our lives, and making us Americans fat asses without even trying. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer only now they're also getting fat. I do a lot of reading articles and watching videos about people who are passionate about their health and the food they eat. It goes with being a Virgo I think. You know, you wonder why you can't knock that diet coke habit. You wonder why you hear all this shit about fast food, buuuut you still eat it because you workout, so your probably fine. It's like, we bitch about how hard it is to buy organic and eat healthy,(those of us who care) so we get a burger at mcDs and say eh, we'll eat better tomorrow, but then you forget how to cook after awhile. You just get used to the mc-gurgles and the mc-stomach-ache and somehow don't ever connect the dots that it's your body trying to tell you your eating the equivalent of a chemical factory's garbage can nutrition-wise. It's like we spend our life saving for a retirement fund that we're gonna be too unhealthy to even enjoy by the time we retire. Don't get me wrong a retirement fund is a good thing, but why save 10 bucks on eating fast food, which in the long run is gonna take years off your life? (something Sean mentions in one of his videos)

There is a couple good you-tubers I've been following for a while, and today I watched a few videos from my man Sean that had me clapping and ranting to myself from my chair, because I was so on his level with everything he was talking about. You know how it is when your watching a video and it seems like they're saying everything your thinking. I just felt like I should share them with you, for all of you out there that don't know about how much sucralose or aspartame or mono sodium glutamate mess with your body. For all you out there who don't bother reading food labels, OR who read the food labels but don't know how they really are. If you care about health-care, follow my friend Sean on youtube.
Heres the video that had me hi-fiving my monitor.






THEN you gotta watch this one, this is the one that REALLY had me going!





Ku-fucking-dos. Yeah, I may have seen it a few months later,(I have no idea how I missed it, being a subscriber) but it's no surprise it became as popular as it did, when it did. (and of course, gotta check out his site, www.undergroundwellness.com if your interested in learning more about being healthy)

Merry new quanzika

I haven't been a fan on the holidays for a few years now, that could be because of me and my ex breaking up on christmas, oooor that could be because I have to hang lights and pull out literally like 30 boxes of ornaments etc. from our crawlspace to the upstairs so my parents can put together a tree that practically rivals Time Square in terms or color, ooor it could be because snow and cold weather is really only fun for like 2 days then you get into car accidents, and find yourself sleeping in 2 pairs of pants, long underwear, shoes, a beanie and a sweatshirt and coat because you and your roommates don't wanna pay a $350 heating bill because the shitty house you rent has single pane windows and a front door that mysteriously finds itself wide open in the middle of the night.


Fortunately I have a friend of mine who shares this christmas-blows mindset, So her and I went to go see Avatar in 3d, but turns out the jews already thought of that one, and all the avatar shows were sold out, like, all of em for that day! So we decided to see Sherlock Holmes instead, which I must say was one of the most badass movies I've seen in a really long time, I absolutely recommend it to anyone who hates a lack of closure at the end of a movie. In the very end he explains why he did all the weird shit he does in order to solve the mystery. You'll know whaat weird shit i'm talking about after you see it. After that we snuck into the movie "Nine" which is about a film maker named guido, who has, from what I can tell, 9 main women in his life, and it kinda like shows how they all tie into making his last movie... I think. It was a musical, so that should explain why I'm having trouble summing up what it was about. Probably the best musical I think I've ever seen though, seeing as how I avoid musicals like the plaque. After running from christmas all day we decided to get the most un-christmas meal possible, so we went to this chinese place by my house. The food was pretty good, but they had this horrible country-western christmas cd on and I highly doubt it is coincidence that they seated us directly under a speaker in the ceiling. In fact I take it back, the food was good only because we were hungry. The christmas music made it taste bad enough to feel the need to guilty-scarf it down just to get out. I don't blame her for not finishing it. There was a bottle of whiskey at my place begging to make it all go way.


God I love whiskey. And man do I hate christmas.