Some chick instant messaged me and this is how it went.

(3:46:02 pm)MissCherie86:Hey!
(3:46:18 pm)ccwcomfort:whats up
(3:46:59 pm)MissCherie86:Oh nothin much. At work :-/
(3:47:13 pm)ccwcomfort:what do you do?
(3:47:35 pm)MissCherie86:Receptionist at an urgent care
(3:48:14 pm)ccwcomfort:ah, so while I'm holding my left foot in a bag of Ice, your the lady who makes me fill out all that paperwork?
(3:49:10 pm)MissCherie86:I'm your girl lol
(3:49:18 pm)MissCherie86:What happened?
(3:51:23 pm)ccwcomfort:Oh I was saving this box of kittens from a grizzly bear and...
(3:52:38 pm)MissCherie86:Oh you poor poor thing
(3:52:59 pm)MissCherie86:Was alcohol involved in this lol
(3:53:14 pm)ccwcomfort:yes, the bear also took my flask
(3:53:41 pm)ccwcomfort:it was in the cooler with the fish I just caught
(3:54:21 pm)MissCherie86:What a bitch of a bear lol
(3:54:36 pm)ccwcomfort:do you think they can re-attach the foot?
(3:55:09 pm)ccwcomfort:I also have this bear paw, we can use that if the foot won't work
(3:55:17 pm)MissCherie86:Maybe with some glue, probably
(3:55:43 pm)ccwcomfort:probably is good
(3:56:27 pm)MissCherie86:Very!
(3:56:31 pm)ccwcomfort:ok get me duct tape, a stapler, an Ice pick and a kite
(3:56:34 pm)ccwcomfort:we can do this
(3:56:45 pm)ccwcomfort:i saw it on csi once
(3:57:04 pm)MissCherie86:Ok macgyver
(3:57:29 pm)ccwcomfort:so you like camping
(3:57:45 pm)MissCherie86:Yes siree bob!
(3:58:17 pm)ccwcomfort:camping is awesome, I got into survivalism like a year ago and I've been itching to do some survival training
(3:58:21 pm)ccwcomfort:not like
(3:58:24 pm)ccwcomfort:hardcore
(3:58:55 pm)ccwcomfort:but stuff like trying dandelion tea, or making a dead-fall trap or starting a fire with a bow-stick, stuff like that
(4:00:04 pm)MissCherie86:Wow, I weave baskets lol
(4:00:09 pm)MissCherie86:Jk
(4:00:12 pm)ccwcomfort:pff
(4:00:52 pm)MissCherie86:I skin snakes for water bottles lol
(4:01:47 pm)ccwcomfort: you should learn how to make bear coozies out of them, that would be seriously badass
(4:02:18 pm)MissCherie86:I have 6 already. The 7th tore :-/
(4:02:34 pm)MissCherie86:Lol wth haha
(4:02:36 pm)ccwcomfort:psh, cuz you tried to stuff a 40oz into it
(4:03:26 pm)MissCherie86:Don't judge me
(4:04:00 pm)ccwcomfort:haha leave the lush to their vices
(4:04:50 pm)ccwcomfort:so is it like an ER or not as much
(4:05:31 pm)MissCherie86:A little less extreme. We get more cold and flu people
(4:05:50 pm)ccwcomfort:i bet your just packed full of antibodies by now